Quotes from "Fat Rose and Squeaky"

Bonnie: "Bea died in '69. A bear ate her in Yellowstone National Park."
Christine: "No, no, ma'am. Granny Bea died in a car crash in Yellowstone."
Bonnie: "Yeah, trying to eat a roast beef sandwich while driving. I told her red meat would kill her. And the bears did eat her, they ate the roast beef first, and they ate her second."
Christine: "Ah, yeah, they ate her."

Christine: "Besides, you never know who might be on the other side of your front door, right?"
Bonnie: "My land, this thing could stop an elephant." (referring to gun)
Christine: "That thing could stop three elephants, their trainers, and their cars."

Christine: "You know, my father, most of the stories that he told me about you, they were more like legends."
Bonnie: "Well, I'm not surprised. I'm a pretty loony lady. After all, I've been a Californian for over 60 years."

Christine: "Do you mind if I smoke?"
Bonnie: "Not at all. Just take your filthy, cancer-causing habit out of my house and off my property. And go all the way to the street, I don't want any butts in my yard."
Christine: "I can go outside."

Christine: "But you can't run away from your roots, they just keep sprouting up."
Celine: "Like a weed."
Christine: "I was thinking more like a, you know, flower."

Christine: "You know, I just have to say that I feel that, in a sense, if I may be so presumptuous, that on this very lucky day, I have found two great-aunts."
Celine: "Merci. Tres bon. That's great. Think I'm going to like you."

Celine: "Do you think I belong in a home?"
Christine: "You? Oh, no, no, no. I mean, you, you're aware of the world around you. You know who the president of the United States is... don't you?"
Celine: "After Kennedy, I don't care. After Truman, Bonnie doesn't care."

Christine: "Don't touch the computer, okay?"
Bonnie: "Why would I want to do that?"
Christine: "I don't know, I certainly trust you. It's just Fat Rose and Screechy I don't trust."
Bonnie: "Fat Rose and Squeaky."
Christine: "Whatever..."